I'm not going to be nice to What Happened to Monday. It's kind of crappy. Is it conservative, or is it a liberal's view of what a "TOO Conservative" film director would do to screw up a movie? Willem Dafoe was nearly the only redeeming quality besides Noomi Rapace. Total spoilers inside.

OK, first off do not ever let young kids watch this.

The way too comical deaths? Every time one of them gets killed, does it have to be stupid? It's like slapstick comedy. For real? What's the point? It's like satanic conditioning.

The sex scene is very cute and disgusting. Do I need to see this little girl's first time, by getting pounded by a 7 foot corporate commando, in full frontal HD, and then her brains are blown out? Fucking yuck. (this is def a possible lib view of what a crap conservative director might do..)

This whole movie is a tragedy. How come the one that's into S&M is the sell out? Really, it's not that deviant. (Again, a liberal view of their opinions of conservatives?) Then she blames the love she had for selling everyone down the hole and being a psycho? Then they fight in mini skirts? WTF

Anyhow, I digress. The movie wasn't the worst, but mostly garbage. I liked how Glenn Close was likened to another failed politician in profile at the end. Also, babies in fish tanks. Nice touch.

Submitted August 30, 2017 at 10:26PM by Globrofulltime http://ift.tt/2gl24Rt